E...EEEEEEEEEE.....

The lady crew this time got it when I exaggerated and prolonged our usual order like this---Meal EEEEEEEEEEE the way women do when delivering a baby. Hopefully, no more mistakes of any sort will happen again not only to us but to other customers as well.

Here we go again....

Because we just want to have something different again this afternoon we went back to that fastfood where some of its crew have alphabet issues. We ordered the same food, Meal E and the drinks. She repeated the order and she said, so three sets of Meal A ma'am....so I said....what? Not A but E...E...E...We already had this problem before. There is only one letter A in the alphabet and one letter E...Please naman....as part of your seminar give the crew some exercises in saying the vowels correctly.

A as in elephant or A as in apple?

What? We had a funny but at the same time annoying experience this afternoon in this famous restaurant. Some of their food items are grouped as separate meals and are labelled A, B, C, D, E, F whatever. We ordered meal E and waited. A few minutes later, the waiter came up with the wrong order. There was a mistake, we told him. We did not order for "this and that". So he asked,"Did you not order for A ma'am?" No, we said, we ordered for Meal E. Then he clarified, which A ma'am? A as in apple or A as in elephant? Mabuang ko!

ten husbands and still a virgin...(a joke)

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"